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spirit_armor) wrote2007-01-17 02:41 am
spirit_armor) wrote2007-01-17 02:41 am
WOW
BAANINGU KURUSE~DO, GETTO DAZE
... and being the horrible consumer whore that I am, I immediately roll a Blood Elf Paladin. And so, Raketen set out and began her wonderous adventure in the ridiculously overpopulated lands of Quel'Thalas, where monster corpses covered every inch of the ground, where Dragonball Z-haired males and naked females pranced every which way, and where her supposedly dying and magic-addicted kind swarmed across the fields like a squealing tide of slash fangirls mobbing the International Annual Meeting of Ambiguously Gay Bishounen-Type Characters.
I imagine Warchief Thrall to be sitting in his Orgrimmar fortress, cradling his face in his hands and regretting ever letting these fancy-pants prettyboysandgirls join the Horde.
... and being the horrible consumer whore that I am, I immediately roll a Blood Elf Paladin. And so, Raketen set out and began her wonderous adventure in the ridiculously overpopulated lands of Quel'Thalas, where monster corpses covered every inch of the ground, where Dragonball Z-haired males and naked females pranced every which way, and where her supposedly dying and magic-addicted kind swarmed across the fields like a squealing tide of slash fangirls mobbing the International Annual Meeting of Ambiguously Gay Bishounen-Type Characters.
I imagine Warchief Thrall to be sitting in his Orgrimmar fortress, cradling his face in his hands and regretting ever letting these fancy-pants prettyboysandgirls join the Horde.
Ah, love.
"/No/ Thrall. We're not taking them back. Suck it up."
"But snoogybear...they wear leather pants! In front of the Tauren!"
"Don't you do that warchief pout at me, woogims! We kept the Gnomes, didn't we? Totally your turn!"
"Woman, see if I put up with your crazy old man building nonsense on my shores like he owns the place with an attitude like tha-"
"Don't you even start! /Who/ put up with that /obscene/ vision quest from the spirit of /who's/ rickety old grandmother?!"
"Don't you talk about Nana Thrall like that! She's sensitive..."